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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Dec 12, 2007 12:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: But What Else?

Other famous rules:

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight

He who smelt it dealt it

You plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind

Dont pull on Superman's cape
Dont spit into the wind
Dont pull the mask of that ol' Lone Ranger
Dont mess around with Jim

He who denied it, supplied it

The bigger the cushion, the deeper the pushin

The bigger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand

Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes

If she weighs less than a duck, she's a witch (Burn her! Burn her!)

If he is not sure if he fired 6 shots or only 5, do NOT offer to "Make his day"

If an admitted Al Qaeda terrorist says "Pull my finger", DONT

If your wife asks you if the dress makes her look fat, I don't care if she looks like the Hindenberg, say NO

MORE TO FOLLOW

This post was modified by SomeDarkHollow on 2007-12-12 20:11:02

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Poster: Lou Davenport Date: Dec 12, 2007 12:05pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

Courtesy of Satchel Paige:

1 - Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood.
2 - If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
3 - Keep your juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.
4 - Go very gently on the vices such as carrying on in society - the social ramble ain't restful.
5 - Avoid running at all times.
6 - Don't look back, something might be gaining on you.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Dec 12, 2007 12:55pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: But What Else?

Are you playing oneupmanship (a game for all the dysfunctional family) or are you just being your old wuvable wascawy self?

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Dec 12, 2007 5:20pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: But What Else?

wuvable? bwo me.

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Poster: buscameby Date: Dec 12, 2007 11:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

and more important NO PISSIN INTO THE WIND

Just FYI *wink*

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Dec 13, 2007 7:37am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

that goes for spitting too

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Poster: William Tell Date: Dec 12, 2007 11:36am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

"If your wife asks you if the dress makes her look fat, I don't care if she looks like the Hindenberg, say NO"

Or let her get anywhere near a source of static electricity...

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Dec 13, 2007 7:34am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

You can't win that battle.

If I say NO she says I'm lying, If I say yes then I'm being an asshole . . . so whenever I get one of those questions I plead the 5th.

Scariest question "How do I look in this?"

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Dec 13, 2007 7:43am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

you must always make sure of your facial expression first - that is the key - words can be hollow. a look of horror says it loud and clear

:)

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Dec 12, 2007 1:18pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

But especially don't ask your wife if the dress makes YOU look fat...

This post was modified by robthewordsmith on 2007-12-12 21:18:57

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Poster: craven714 Date: Dec 13, 2007 3:56pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: But What Else?

Burn her anyway!!!!!!
burn 'er.....Burn 'er!